Friday, May 16, 2008

Theft!

One of the mommies on a board I frequent shared this with us and I feel it's important enough to pass onto all of you in bloggerland.

Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You ' ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else ' s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I ' d have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me
next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those ' plastic ' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something ' lifted ' , look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.


LOL!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! :D

1 comment:

Melissa said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for that great laugh! You crack me up! Sorry I've been missing from IM lately....SOOOOOO busy. When will it end?!? :)